I see your eyes widening and heads nodding in agreement. For years, nay decades now, men's names have been getting shorter and shorter. Further simplifying an already not overly complicated creature. I mean, come on ladies, a creature that eats when it wants, sleeps when it wants, and takes care of it's own needs first. It's pretty amazing.
However, I propose that in the ongoing shortening of names, we are not only shortening the names, we are shortening the people as well. And it's time to change before it get's any worse. Jr., Pat, and Dan have got to go.
We need you to help get the world back from this slippery slope, this washing away of the bedrock of our very society. It is up to you to put your foot down and make a stand, not on the tiny pebbles of short male names, but the wide and solid granite of Winston and Ishmael.
Join me today!
Let's bring back Rutherford, Bring back Franklin!
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